Saturday, October 31, 2009
SMITHEREENS
Best to be prudent with a computer virus
Macs are pretty immune to viruses
Not bullet-proof, but close
One doesn't want to start getting cocky
About viruses or one's machine
Any machine
Last night I watched a mega-ton monster truck
Hurdle itself after charging a ramp
And just about lift vertically in the air
All to smash a pumpkin grown over the last six months
(it grew 50 pounds a day)
Into smithereens
The pumpkin didn't stand a chance
It was something like 1600 pounds
Yes, a huge pumpkin maneuvered here and there by forklift
It was smashed with one downward thrust of Mr. Monster
But that wasn't enough
It never is
The truck went thrashing away
Always looking ridiculous with little body and all-wheels these things
Only to return to grind up the pumpkin more and more
The owner said each seed was worth $500
I've grown pumpkins and carved pumpkins out for Halloween —
There's lots of seeds!
Supposedly there's some magic genetics to these giant pumpkin seeds
I put down what I was reading, Wendell Berry's The Mad Farmer Poems
(no kidding)
To witness this gross exaggeration
I don't know why I haven't gone nuts yet
Bob Arnold says, or have I ?
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