Poets like Lew Welch and James Dickey used to write for ad agencies. "Coke Is It" and "RAID Kills Bugs Dead" etc.
I'd like to think a poet, blessed with humor, wrote this little diddly found below:
Sandwiches have tremendous potential for loading you up with nutrients and keeping you slim. Unfortunately, too few actually deliver. Check out this handy list of The Worst Sandwiches in America to find out which ones make you large and which ones make you lean.
WORST PASTA
Domino’s Chicken Carbonara Breadbowl Pasta
2,960 calories
114 g fat (48 g saturated, 2 g trans)
4,440 mg sodium
Domino’s may not boast many drive-thru windows, but its food is most certainly made with speed in mind. This edible bowl is just one extension of that. It allows busy customers to simply gobble up the whole meal, bowl and all. No dishes. (Next thing you know, restaurants will be giving you edible menus and serving you soda from an edible cup. When you’re done, maybe you can just eat the table and chair, too.) This pasta-filled bowl has two days' worth of fat and still manages to squeeze in 1,500 calories of pure carbohydrates!
